The Brett wank

The brett wank is a form of masturbation in public mainly on the east coast of England.

Did you see that lad having the brett wank on the beach last night

by Bait needle January 7, 2021

Dylan Brett

A god among men. Saviour of humanity.

"I'M DYLAN BRETTTTTTTT"

by pseudonymous pseud December 28, 2017

Pulling a Brett Farve

A person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.

I was so pathetic last night I was pulling a Brett Farve and some old man now wants to kick my ass.

by krusty123 December 14, 2010

Sloppy Brett

A Sloppy Brett is the term given to the loose nub of skin that hangs from Brett Favre's asshole after he has been pumped from behind by a majority of the Green Bay Packers front office. A Sloppy Brett will most likely resemble a pig's ear after he rolls around in the mud. The act of Sloppy Brett dates way back to 1922 when the WBSA, or the Wisconsin Bun Stuffin' Association was first founded by Pappy Pootin.

Oh My God! I had no idea that after that cow gave birth that it would look like a Sloppy Brett!

by SweedishFish424 April 27, 2006

taking a brett

The act of defecating.

To remove (impurities, as in a chemical solution); clarify.

To void (feces) from the bowels.

A term developed in Souther California for the popular brett (guitarist in the music scene)

I took a brett just now and it stinks!

Don't bother me, can't you see I'm taking a brett!

I've got to take a brett, I ate way too much!

by chinchillakilla March 5, 2009

Sloppy Brett

A term that orginated after Brett Favre's 1996 Super Bowl run with the Packers. After a game, the Packer's defensive line would take hot showers together. For some odd reason, Brett would want to join them. As soon as Brett would step in the shower, Gilbert Brown decided he wanted a Gilbert Burger and would procede to insert his meat into Brett's southern ass. When it became time for the rest of the D linemen's turn, Brett was so lose, the sex was sloppy, as if it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. After that season, they referred to him as "Sloppy Brett".

The state penitentiary is a holding cell for Sloppy Bretts.

by Norwegian Wood April 27, 2006

to brett favre it

Brett Favre could have quit while he was ahead and retire to be a Green Bay legend. Instead, after many flip flop announcements about his retirement or return, he returned only to ruin his career, image and legacy. So to Brett Favre it is to continue to do something to the point where success is turned into disgrace and/or failure.

Jimmy totally Brett Favred it last night with those girls.

You should quit, you're about to brett favre it

by bazinga12345 December 16, 2010