A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022
Get the Brettmug. Always runs like never on time doesn’t know how to drive a bus shouldn’t be a driver everyone should report him Brett newton is a AM Bus Driver at Hamilton depot
by He06$111929 December 30, 2024
Get the Brett newtonmug. A flashy and sometimes un-tasteful piece of clothing , usually a really bad Hawaiian short-sleeve button-up.
Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.
Could also apply to someone who doesn't seem to look good in modern fashion or has retired to Florida.
Tom- Jeez Mat did you see Jake wearing that ugly shirt?
Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.
Mat- Yea that's such a Brett Shirt, he should hire a personal clothing coach.
by The Space Jew April 21, 2019
Get the Brett Shirtmug. Brett a typical guy who’s chill. He’s probably one of the most swag guys you’ll meet in his term’s “thuggin thuggin”
by Dousek February 22, 2022
Get the Brettmug. by the right one for you March 27, 2025
Get the Brett Giaconiamug. A red version of the hulk.
by anonymous May 12, 2024
Get the Brett Limoncellimug. Brett is super athletic especially at football and is always nice to everyone. His super popular and is one of the best friends you can have. Girls love him because he is charming and athletic.
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
Get the Brettmug.