When you're getting your dick sucked while you take a shit, and you blow your load and use the jizz to gel your combover. Finish with a cockslap and a hearty "you're fired!"
Broad 1: what's wrong Cindy?
Broad 2: I thought Randy liked me, but I ended up Donald Blumpkining me.
Broad 2: I thought Randy liked me, but I ended up Donald Blumpkining me.
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Get the blumpkin chain mug.its like a normal blumpkin( girl sucks your dick while you are taking a dump) but with the blumpkin pie she will bend over before you cum and you put your dick in her butt and cum
by bmx94 December 8, 2010
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Did you hear about Rachel giving the gentile and unkosher blumpkin? I heard it was because of the steam grilled shrimp he had earlier.
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
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Caution, preforming this may cause your mind to implode from awesomeness.
by Me and this guy June 4, 2011
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