upper deck grumpy blumpkin 

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed and facing the tank.

James Bond went to the Opera and met Bridget Jones, they proceeded to the rest room where they engaged in an Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin.

upper deck grumpy blumpkin by MeatBagTaco March 19, 2009

Naughty Blumpkin 

When a man is receiving oral pleasure while relieving himself on the toilet and enjoying a nice meal of Jack-in-the-box.

The naughty blumpkin that you sister gave me last night was fantastic. She even paid for the Jack in the Box.

Naughty Blumpkin by Phil Price December 9, 2008

pumpkin blumpkin 

a variation of the blumpkin. You carve a pumpkin with a large mouth hole (no eyes, just mouth), and you put it on someone's head, they then proceed to give you a blumpkin. see blumpkin

"lil Pete was the first man ever to recieve a pumpkin blumpkin."

pumpkin blumpkin by little and big pete October 12, 2006

virgin blumpkin 

A popular variation of the blumpkin where head is still given, but no shit is taken.

Yo dog. My girl isn't very adventurous so we're starting off with a virgin blumpkin. Baby steps, dig?

virgin blumpkin by Mai Vang August 11, 2004

country blumpkin 

n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse

uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin

country blumpkin by alexandrob August 23, 2004

country Blumpkin 

The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".

Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.

country Blumpkin by Bad Monkey May 6, 2004

wrecking ball blumpkin 

When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.

There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:

1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.

Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.

JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?

wrecking ball blumpkin by JrobbieRcockJ March 24, 2010