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Bacon Fever

I'm getting sick, it must be Bacon Fever.

What?

Bacon Fever.... Swine Flu.

Oh. HERP DERP AHAHAA ROTFLOLMAO
by Bacon Fever Bob March 5, 2011
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bacon with steaksauce

an experimental but awesome dish consisting of one of the world's greatest meat dishes with A1, the world's greatest steaksauce

a phrase combining 2 words that each are synonymous with an expression of joy and goodness
what's for dinner?
bacon!
oh my bacon with steaksauce! this is gonna be awesomeness!
bacon with steaksauce? didn't think of that one, let's try it, it's going to be very bacon with steaksauce!
by UM North Quad August 29, 2011
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baconaisse

A questionable condiment that gained popularity after recieving the rare "Jon Stewart Bump" when he ate a sausage wrapped pancake on a stick dipped in baconaisse and proclaimed, "Its like my tongue just took a shit in my mouth!"
If this bacon-mayonaise hybrid seems like a heart attack in a jar, then there is Baconaisse Lite for the health nuts out there.
Charlie: This sausage wrapped in pancake on a stick is too dry and nutritious to eat for breakfast.
Mother: Then dip it in some Baconaisse sweetie!
by kelsey4real September 5, 2011
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Baconfetti

Confetti made out of bacon. It is glorious.
Courier: "Sir, we've received word from the front lines. The enemy has surrendered. Victory is ours!"

King: "At last! Let our people rejoice! RELEASE THE BACONFETTI!"
by Titansjjl November 22, 2011
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Bacon Proximity Index (BPI)

How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.

the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.

triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
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Baconfag

A person on the internet who constantly raves about bacon talks about how good it is so much it ruins it.
Baconfag: "OMFG BACCCCOOONNNNN SOOOO GOOODDDD DSKFJAJHASJHAHDSKSDHAJD BACON"

Normal person: "Yeah bacon is pretty good..."

Baconfag: "BAACCCOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

Normal person: "Okay you can shut up now..."
by Random0201 August 12, 2012
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bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon
Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister
by Lollipot July 20, 2013
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