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Melon Balling 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.
I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.
Melon Balling by Meatman January 15, 2006
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free balling

walkin' around, usually in shorts, without underwear on. often sung along with, and popularized by, the tom petty song 'free falling'
The stank, nasty fart left skidmarks; now he's free balling.
free balling by stiger April 19, 2003

FREE-BALL'IN 

One who has/does not have any underwear on! Naked;Nude;Free!
To get the girls in class the like him.Mark told the girls,"I just came from gym last period,and I took a shower and now I'm free-ballin!"
FREE-BALL'IN by FLA CHIC July 21, 2004
The sexy beast, he knows the way, and will help anyone in need. He’s the real Superman.
OMG, He’s such a BAYLIN
Baylin by DarylComix June 12, 2018
brave soldier. bold very noble respectable.
brah that was Balin.
balin by relebohile October 26, 2011

ballon + lumberjack 

A method in a game called "clash royale". It's very gay and if anyone uses it they should reconsider living. If someone uses it just close the game and throw your phone against a wall.
Boy: Hey how did you knew I like boys?
Girl: You use ballon + lumberjack combo...
Boy: Yeah true, i am retarded 8 year old gay.

Blue balling 

A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.
Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.

We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.

I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
Blue balling by rogerthewhale January 21, 2013