Indo boarding while simultaneously sexually gratifying yourself with a flesh light.
Considered a taboo sport in most countries.
Considered a taboo sport in most countries.
Sergio just got laid off and is passing the time by perfecting his switch hander cross steps to reach new and exciting levels of flesh boarding pleasure.
by g-town-4-life March 22, 2010
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Dee: Well... our century is rather new...
Johnny: ....and the realism and the truth and the era and the acting... and the CHARACTERS! OMG!
Dee: uh...
Johnny: ...and the authenticity, the unflinching violence....
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Dee: Well... our century is rather new...
Johnny: ....and the realism and the truth and the era and the acting... and the CHARACTERS! OMG!
Dee: uh...
Johnny: ...and the authenticity, the unflinching violence....
Dee: zzzzzzzzzzz
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A gnarly skate, bike, and/or snowboard shop in New England affiliated with either the Nashua, Worcester, Natick, Leominster, or Danvers.
by Big Dane 603 February 6, 2008
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board warrior: That's not true, according to...
board King: "Insert words of greatness here"
board warrior: I'm such a faggot, nevermind.
board King: "Insert words of greatness here"
board warrior: I'm such a faggot, nevermind.
by KeyzL2 November 12, 2006
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Typically a woman who looks hot enough from a distance to cause you to point her out to your friends. However once she gets closer it's very apparent that she's not hot at all.
Typically a woman who looks hot enough from a distance to cause you to point her out to your friends. However once she gets closer it's very apparent that she's not hot at all.
You: "Hey guys, check out that hottie headed our way..."
<minutes pass>
Them: "Dude, get your eyes checked, she's BOFAD!"
<minutes pass>
Them: "Dude, get your eyes checked, she's BOFAD!"
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The misuse of this Spanish word for sandwich is known to have originated from the Cuban population of Miami, Florida after an abrupt rise in sandwich prices.
The misuse of this Spanish word for sandwich is known to have originated from the Cuban population of Miami, Florida after an abrupt rise in sandwich prices.
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