aggers

Agony. like i said,no one has the time to say the whole words, so aggers is short for agony. The unusually irritating among you might point out that aggers is actually longer than agony. My answer to that is - havn't you got somting better to do than count letters?

I have double science next; aggers.
also see: Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging

by bradhadair January 8, 2005

Albert

Albert is a sexy ass mothafucka with a big ass dick and fucks your mom every night until she cries

Ohh girl look at that bulge in his pants damn ill get some of that alllll night thats obviously an Albert

by Sexy ass motha fuckas March 20, 2016

Prince Albert Poohoes

1. A Prince Albert Poohoes occurs when one farts into a butt plug, but the anal contractions restrict the fart from escaping, causing your head to explode.

2. A butt plug with a chain attached, connected to a Prince Albert dick hole piercing. When farted into, the resulting pressure travels the path of least resistance to the brain, where resulting explosion(s) occur.

"Hey guys, what happened to Maui?"
"What you diddn't hear? Trash gave him the Prince Albert Poohoes and his eyes popped out of his head!"

by Albert Poohoes April 5, 2013

Albery

Source of noxious and malodorous bowel smells.

Urgh, whats that smell?...Oh thats Albery.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Alberto Mudslide

Alberto Mudslide defines a type of feces. It is thick and sticky.

When you take a shit and you have to wipe 10 times because it is so thick and sticky you have a bad case of the Alberto Mudslides.

by Erik Dye December 14, 2005

Albertan

Albertans are residents of Alberta, Canada. They are generally annoying, driving grossly oversized trucks and bragging about their riches made on the oil field. Albertans don't have bad intentions for the most part, but when they come through your town on vacation, they often get in the way. They are terrible drivers, and for some reason think they are all truckers. They often tow large river boats behind their trucks, and are very inconsiderate of others. When fishing on the riverbank, they like to march in on your spot and act like they run the show. You can always tell an Albertan by their fishing techniques. They cast terribly, come in with all the wrong gear, and often gaff fish in the back.

Meh, whatever. Must be an Albertan.

by redneck125 August 4, 2011

Princess Albertina

Female genital piercing. The femail version of the prince albert

I got a new piercing but I can't show you right now, it's a princess albertina

by Bayla October 23, 2006