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To "treat others as one would have themselves treated" is an easy concept even for a child to come up with all on there oun ... when not clouded with religion and Faith.

To say " Blind Faith " is redundant

Have faith in your Wife , not origin.
by Graham Riggle January 20, 2004
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a person/s who aren't so worried all the time by being punished by 'god', they live life on other religions cultures and strictures without their rules. basically freedom.
i've never used the word agnostic in conversation before.
by Angel February 16, 2004
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Agnosticism

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Agnosticism considers matters of belief as matters of knowledge. This is why atheists reject it: while it is true that we can never know for sure God doesn't exist, in the light of our current evidence we have no reason to either believe in His existence or to even consider the possibility of His existence.

You don't seriously consider the possibility of an invisible pink unicorn existing either, right?
by ServantOfProgress November 10, 2004
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agnosexual

DarkOokami and Jakkaru call themselves agnosexuals, because 'bi' makes them sound rather sleazy.
by Anthony January 21, 2005
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Agressive Grinding

1. The act of grinding another person, animal or object with excessive force.
2. Hip thrusting with the intent to cause another uncomfortable pressure and possible embaressment
Example 1.
Observer (1) at dance party: Wow look at wendy she looks unusually uncormfortable
Observer (2): yeah, I think that new guy is doing some agressive grinding

Example 2.
Mike: Gee steve what happened to your pants they're all torn, your leg is all bruised and you look embaressed and confused.
Steve: Yeah Mike, I was just at this party and was agressively ground by the German Sheppard
by slapmark February 4, 2010
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Agnosta-Chewy

Like an Agnostic, an Agnosta-Chewy believes that the truth value (value indicating the relation of a proposition to truth) of certain claims—especially claims about the existence or non-existence of any deity is unknown or unknowable. However, they hold to the belief that if in fact there were to be a higher being, such as a God, out there, that higher being would have a nougaty center. As of now there is only one sect of Agnosta-Chewists, but they have plans to attempt to spread their belief to others. Just as some religions have High Priests each sect of Agnosta-Chewists have a leader-like figure known as the High Five Priest. The High Five Priest's only given duty thus far is to give and recieve high fives, as well as incourage the use of the high five among others and to be there to talk, or to just listen, to any Agnosta-Chewy who may be in need of someone to talk to. Every High Five Priest is responsible to report the activities of the sect that they lead to the High Five Pope, the highest ranking of all Agnosta-Chewists. The slogan of the Agnosta-Chewists is "Potential Redemption Never Tasted So Good." Currently the Agnosta-Chewist do not have a logo for their religion. All information given above is as of October 15, 2010 and subject to change as time goes on.

Some Terms
Name Of The Religion: Agnosta-Chewy
One Of The Religion: an Agnosta-Chewy
Many Of The Religion: Agnosta-Chewists (Plural of Agnosta-Chewy)
Practice Of The Religion: Agnosta-Chewism
Christian Zealot: God loves you and everyone. He will save you.
Agnosta-Chewy: Prove it, and if you manage to then you will find that he has a nougaty center.

Athiest: There is no way that a god can exist.
Agnosta-Chewy: Prove it, and if you can't that means there is still an equal possibility that he does exist, and if he does, he has a nougaty center.
by HighFivePope October 17, 2010
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agnostic

----------------The Biological Hierarchy of Intelligence----------------------------------------------------------------------------
(In reverse order of intelligence)

The Bacterium:
Is minimally conscious of its surroundings and lives to replicate itself.

The Plant:
Is also minimally conscious of its surroundings, although more so than the bacterium, and it acts as a medium by which sunlight is transformed into energy for an ecosystem.

The Theist:
A delusional creature that refuses to study and become aware of its surroundings. It lives with the sole purpose of brainwashing others into accepting its ridiculous beliefs.

The Household Mosquito:
Semi-intelligent creature, the household mosquito is sometimes capable of successfully extracting blood from a host and avoiding being crushed by hands, newspapers and other household items.

The Sub-Saharan Elephant:
An exquisite creature with admirable intelligence. It is capable of seeking out pools of water from miles away.

The Atheist:
Widely considered the second smartest specie on Earth, the atheist battles the evils of religion.

The Agnostic:
Without doubt, the smartest creature on Earth. Agnostics realize that theists, are simply not worth arguing with.
Billy:

Hey prof! Can you explain the Theory of Evolution?

Professor of biology at Stanford University:

Sure Billy! First, there was bacteria. They involved into plants, which evolved into the theists, which involved into household mosquitoes.

Billy:

Oh, but where do atheists, agnostics and Sub-Saharan Elephants come from?

Professor:
They didn't evolve Billy, they were always smart.
by Billy918273645 November 18, 2011
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