Squirrel Porn

A disabled gay man having sex with a man dressed in a Squirrel costume in a public place, typically a park

Squirrel Porn - "Oh barry, your tail feels so good"

by AllSeingEye June 16, 2011

Squirrel Syndrome

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.

Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.

by Startup Street September 15, 2022

squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.

I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.

by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011

flat squirrel

One who is indecisive.

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.

by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016

Squirrel Pocket

N. Scrotum. Particularly that which has been closely shorn.

I fell to the floor when she kicked me in my squirrel pocket.

by Lexis Fugit November 20, 2009

Banute Squirrel

An obese squirrel that has rabies.

Wow we just ran over a Banute Squirrel

by banutehaha June 16, 2018

Slow Squirrel

1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.

2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"

3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle

4. Darwin Award candidate

You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.

E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.

Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award

by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011