tiny penis vibes 

tiny penis vibes is a term to both describe the einy teiny weiny size of a persons theoretical penis but its also a way to describe someones vibes an example would be if someone did something incredibly stupid and then you can say to your friend "omg that person has so much tiny penis vibes". You can also use this term to describe someones tiny penis. Another term that is incredibly alike small penis vibes is the well known term small pp energy

friend number 1-"Hey look over there wtf is that guy doing"
friend number 2-"Idk but he for sure has a lot of tiny penis vibes"

tiny penis vibes by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

Horse Penis 

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.

Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.

Horse Penis by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022

Necro-penis

1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.

2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.

1.

Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?

Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!

Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!

Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.

Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!

2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.

Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.

Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!

Necro-penis by Bro Jake March 24, 2023

mouth to penis 

Giving oral sex via salivating on a males genitals

Girl: hey babe you up for some mouth to penis tonight

mouth to penis by Sas princess August 9, 2015

Low milage penis 

A penis that is not spread around too thinly.
A penis that shared with very few.
A penis that is used regularly and quite well with minimal partners.

I miss hanging out with Josh so much. That man has the most low milage penis of anyone I've ever been with!

Low milage penis by Lynnerally January 8, 2017

Wenis-to-da-Penis

When you use the elbow.

Put the wenis-to-da-penis mothafuckah. Lmao..tf is wrong with me...

Wenis-to-da-Penis by SuperiorSteve64 November 11, 2019

Cyborg Nigga Penis 

The term you use when you dont know what to do with your life and you waste your time making this dumb definition. Mostly used by Martin Luther King Jr. , this is to represent your dumb and over appreciated wife/ friend.

"Mrs. Obama was my Cyborg Nigga Penis"

Cyborg Nigga Penis by Cyborg White Person Penis January 29, 2020