When cock-y asshole kids stare at themselves in the mirror, and let their dead brain cells control and hypnotize them like a fucking parasite and keep them from getting their eyes off the mirror.
When a person is Fag-miring at their own god damn self, seriously need to somehow manage to get some help and find a way to, idk, like, digest those dead brain cells, however that could happen.
by SuperiorSteve64 October 12, 2019
by SuperiorSteve64 October 23, 2019
This weird letter that is always automatically typed in the “Word” Bar when you try to upload a word into the Urban Dictionary...
“S” probably stands for the word Spermatogenesisicalieperiocladicleesötáans. Well, actually, that isn’t a word, but I uploaded it to the Urban Dictionary and no one voted it to be in it yet god damn it, so do it NOOOOOWWWWWW.........
by SuperiorSteve64 October 06, 2019
When your dick isn't just casually erected, and is instead going out-of-its-league full-throttle fuck-beam boner mode, and lasts for a longer period (not menstruation..) of time. You may think its the type of long-lasting boner you get when sitting in the car, but no. This is a very rare boner. Spend your time wisely when having this precious opportuni..oh fuck. I mean..um, gift, or..idk., you get the jizz. Oh fuck, i mean jizt, o' gist, or..whatever. You get the point. ....ah fuck, that's what she said.... Point.
Scenario #1.
*In a car with my friend*
Carlos: Ok, what restaurant are we going to"
Me: Shit, Idk, I can't get my mind of this Lit Candle!!"
Carlos: " k "
Scenario #2
My dad: "......oh hey! is this Carlos?" Oh ok, I just wanted to let you know to stop over at our house to feed the dog and let him outside and all that..."
Carlos: "..oh ok, I'll stop by in 10 minutes.."
*So then went Carlos, he stopped by, and did everything my dad told him to over the phone..but then..he took orange construction paper and wrote: "Candle = Lit", and then put it under my pillow of my bed..
LMAO! Good memories..... Please vote this on, btw Subscribe to Rusty Cage while you're at it..
*In a car with my friend*
Carlos: Ok, what restaurant are we going to"
Me: Shit, Idk, I can't get my mind of this Lit Candle!!"
Carlos: " k "
Scenario #2
My dad: "......oh hey! is this Carlos?" Oh ok, I just wanted to let you know to stop over at our house to feed the dog and let him outside and all that..."
Carlos: "..oh ok, I'll stop by in 10 minutes.."
*So then went Carlos, he stopped by, and did everything my dad told him to over the phone..but then..he took orange construction paper and wrote: "Candle = Lit", and then put it under my pillow of my bed..
LMAO! Good memories..... Please vote this on, btw Subscribe to Rusty Cage while you're at it..
by SuperiorSteve64 October 29, 2019
Can we please just make this a goddamn word already! I mean Jesus Christ! I mean Jesus, Mary, AND Joseph Christ, like, you don’t even wanna know how many times this damn iPad autocorrected me when writing atleast (did it again..) in the Word Bar...
Well atleast after you type it more than once, the damn technology finally allows you to type it...
Oh fuck.. or should I say, at. Least. It can recognize it...
Oh fuck.. or should I say, at. Least. It can recognize it...
by SuperiorSteve64 November 04, 2019
While holding something with both your hands, you can use it to masturbate.. doesn't work too well, but still makes y....well whatever you get the point.. ..thats what she said..
by SuperiorSteve64 October 29, 2019