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Raped My Childhood

A melodramatic expression that is used by oversensitive millennials who become unduly upset when certain media properties that they enjoyed as children are co-opted in ways that they do not personally approve of, and who would tastelessly and obtusely draw upon associations with child rape in order to scorn and rebuke -- as something akin to sex offenders -- those who would co-opt their beloved media properties for financial gain.

The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
"The prequels sucked. George Lucas raped my childhood!"

"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"

"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"

"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"

"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
by DeaconPeabodyBeDamned October 28, 2015
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England Is My City

England Is My City is a meme from song "Its Everyday Bro" By Jake Paul Featuring Team 10. England is known as a country in the UK but it is also a city in Arkansas US. Ever since June 2017, it has been a popular meme. This was really originated from a song lyric in the song to rhyme with a word. This song lyric was sung by Nick Crompton in the song It's everyday bro by Jake Paul Featuring Team 10
England Is My City is a popular meme which will be known as dank and really a Jake Paul meme.
by SNSTEAMS August 3, 2017
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You are my son

A term used to belittle someone, derived from Nicki Minaj's iconic rap verse "Bitch you my son, go and sit on the potty."

Saying this term usually means this person is beneath you, not on your level, or not worthy of your time. It can also mean that you are in control and this person needs to have several seats.
"You're ugly."
"You are my son, sit down."
by Shadera September 1, 2018
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shit my pants

a term used when overly exasperated about a certin situation. Another term used to sustitute "im freaking out"
Dude i almost shit my pants when Ryan Zimmerman was talking about his dragon drawing to me, what a fuckin crackasuckamuthafucka.
by Cracka ho November 9, 2006
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frosts my ass

There are two things in the world that frost my ass: a snow cone this high and cock blocking kyles.
by hazy September 9, 2003
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oh my gatos!

it's more oh my gosh than oh my gosh!
Nichole336 is oh my gatos!
by jenny from the block! September 10, 2010
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rise in my Levi's

An erection. One does not have to be wearing Levi's when stating thus, or even own a pair. It just sounds cool to say it.

But if you are wearing purple corduroy's while you use this line, someone is likely to make fun of you.
Babe, you put a rise in my Levi's!
by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
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