dick tic 

When a man urinates in a grassland or wooded area and a tic jumps and bites ahold of his penis.

"Yo Jose you should have seen this dick tic I got yesterday!"

dick tic by TheRealConfucious November 13, 2014

Dick Flipper

One who works really hard and makes a lot of money.

John: Damn that Dude owns a Ferrari 458
Sam: Duh...he is probably a Dick Flipper!

Dick Flipper by BigBoobs November 15, 2014

dick santa 

A dick that delivers multiple presents all over town in a single night

The ladies love when Dick Santa pops in town

dick santa by AnonymusPoster November 26, 2014

dick strike 

Dick strike is when a girl is enjoying the single life. She doesn't want to fuck anybody because the dick she's been given in the past wasn't good enough and she has lost all faith in humanity and the male population. She is preserving the booty for someone worthy of her time.

Becky: "Why don't you hook up with that guy over there? He's cute."
Danielle: "Nah. I don't want to get involved with any one right now. I'd make out with him, but I'm on dick strike. "

dick strike by gypsylyps December 16, 2014

Dick Socket 

A person who inserts penises into their orafices. Much the way an electical socket recieves the plug of a lamp toaster or other electical device.

1. Shut the fuck up you dick socket.
2. Hey buddy... Go stick it in your dick socket!
3. When I go out of the county i normaly bring my dick socket adapter so i can charge my phone and electric shaver.

Dick Socket by Dankalot December 27, 2014

dick streak

When one is acting like a dick in multiple successive instances

"Don't bother talk to Jason; he's on a real dick streak"

dick streak by AngelsBaseball311 January 13, 2015

dick arrow

Of or pertaining to abdominal muscles that are so well defined they form the semblance of an arrow pointing at one's genital area.

Vito's abs are so ripped. I'm definitely jealous of his dick arrow.

dick arrow by TangledUp March 10, 2015