prune the tuna

to neatly groom ones hairy vagina (i.e. trim the trim, garden the bush, shave the snatch, clean the hatchet wound, clip the clit, shorn the sheep, pelt the beaver, wax the crack) etc. etc.

Denises' swimsuit bottom looked as though it housed a two pound sack of loosely knit sweater fabric. Me thinks she should make haste and prune the tuna prior to next weeks YMCA junior swim olympics.

by Hirsute Harry the Conquerer November 29, 2011

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threw the torch down

1. an attempted variation of the phrase pwn'd
2. something someone says to try and sound smart

1. "Damn, she threw the torch down."

2. Person 1: "I can't believe he just said that."
Person 2: "He threw the torch down!"
Person 1: "What is that? That's not even a real phrase."

by threwthetorchdown1 December 19, 2011

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work the turk

A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.

I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.

by canuck9000 November 3, 2012

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stirred the turd

to attempt to make a situation better but actually make it worse

man you really stirred the turd

by Emmet Kiley April 20, 2013

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Ducking the tape

One trying to be a hero and look like they don't do the same thing there bitching about to the person to who is doing

Molly says hey want to smoke some weed

Jeffrey says sure i want to get high

10 mins later Molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say Jeffrey u shouldn't be smoking weed u have a problem

Jeffery says why are you ducking the tape it's not cool to duck the tape

by Sweet Silly sugar June 23, 2013

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