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prune the tuna 

to neatly groom ones hairy vagina (i.e. trim the trim, garden the bush, shave the snatch, clean the hatchet wound, clip the clit, shorn the sheep, pelt the beaver, wax the crack) etc. etc.
Denises' swimsuit bottom looked as though it housed a two pound sack of loosely knit sweater fabric. Me thinks she should make haste and prune the tuna prior to next weeks YMCA junior swim olympics.

threw the torch down 

1. an attempted variation of the phrase pwn'd
2. something someone says to try and sound smart
1. "Damn, she threw the torch down."

2. Person 1: "I can't believe he just said that."
Person 2: "He threw the torch down!"
Person 1: "What is that? That's not even a real phrase."

work the turk 

A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.
I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.
work the turk by canuck9000 November 3, 2012

stirred the turd 

to attempt to make a situation better but actually make it worse
man you really stirred the turd
stirred the turd by Emmet Kiley April 20, 2013

Ducking the tape

One trying to be a hero and look like they don't do the same thing there bitching about to the person to who is doing
Molly says hey want to smoke some weed

Jeffrey says sure i want to get high

10 mins later Molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say Jeffrey u shouldn't be smoking weed u have a problem

Jeffery says why are you ducking the tape it's not cool to duck the tape

Pimpin the twinkie 

A school bus driver at work.
Larry was at work today pimpin the twinkie like nobodies business.