by Rae Roane January 25, 2006

1- A male who has too much polishing a stranger's silver.
2- A male who has too much time on this hands.
2- A male who has too much time on this hands.
1- You know David, the GAY HOOKER, is in the hospital. You fucktard, you know why he's in the hospital.
2- That GAY HOOKER is really bored. I bet he's cheap.
2- That GAY HOOKER is really bored. I bet he's cheap.
by nopicsnorcamsry April 20, 2005

gay jesus is when one enters a gun game match, whether it be CS:S, Call of duty, or so on so forth and intentionally knifes another player
Player 1: Woah dude, that guy is pulling a gay jesus, what a fucking queer
Player 2: Yeah dude, I was just about to get to the final gun level but that gay jesus demoted me...
Player 2: Yeah dude, I was just about to get to the final gun level but that gay jesus demoted me...
by Mechanic679 October 15, 2013

1. Rich said to Sinead: gosh you have such lovely gay pants.
2.Sebastian: your pants are ever so gay, did you steal them from your mum?
Rich: no, i stole them from your sister when i was in her room last night.
random strangers: haha you got pwn3d seb, you gay pants!!!1111
2.Sebastian: your pants are ever so gay, did you steal them from your mum?
Rich: no, i stole them from your sister when i was in her room last night.
random strangers: haha you got pwn3d seb, you gay pants!!!1111
by smiles1234 July 22, 2007

Prison Gay is when a straight male has sex with another man or tranny , this dose not make that person gay or homosexual because in prison all you have is a man or tranny. Also this person dose not need prior prison experience or time served.
Rule #1-as long as you say out loud “I’m not gay just prison gay” it’s ok
Rule #2- you the prison gay can not give pleasure only receive it ( Giving pleasure to another man would actually mean you’re gay)
Rule #3- what is the difference between a mans ass and women’s ass ? Correct nothing , it looks the same smells the same feels the same and it’s made up of the same material therefore it’s not gay
Rule #4- you need to naturally be attracted to women and not men, fantasizing about a man makes you gay
Rule #1-as long as you say out loud “I’m not gay just prison gay” it’s ok
Rule #2- you the prison gay can not give pleasure only receive it ( Giving pleasure to another man would actually mean you’re gay)
Rule #3- what is the difference between a mans ass and women’s ass ? Correct nothing , it looks the same smells the same feels the same and it’s made up of the same material therefore it’s not gay
Rule #4- you need to naturally be attracted to women and not men, fantasizing about a man makes you gay
Hey Matt I herd Cody had sex with a tranny last night at the hotel for fun ? I didn’t think he was gay he has children and a wife ? (Pat) no he’s not gay his prison gay
(Matt) ohh I see no problem then
Danny) yeaaaaaa good for him !
(Matt) ohh I see no problem then
Danny) yeaaaaaa good for him !
by Fast eddy July 7, 2020

by gay in a cave April 16, 2007

A short comedy film, by the legends that are matt and seabee, also in the series "gays say what"
the object of the phrase is to make the charactor "seabee" look bad in every situation
the object of the phrase is to make the charactor "seabee" look bad in every situation
"hey mate" ... "what mate?" ..." i saw you on a film called lord of the gays last night".... "really mate, what were you doing watchin a film called lord of the gays mate?"
by illusionfan July 22, 2007
