Handislapped 

1.A handicapped person.
2.A handicapped parking spot
3. A ticket you get for parking in a handicapped parking spot.

Hey Jed, would you bone that chick even though shes handislapped?

I can't park there because its handislapped.

Handislapped by Curtiss December 29, 2006

handifaker 

A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.

Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.

handifaker by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008

Handango 

A woman's discrete ejaculation of a man through the use of one or more hand(s). Specifically refers to a situation with a high risk of discovery, e.g. at the movie theater, under the dinner table or in the back of a taxi cab. (Note: Some women lack the forearm strength to perform the handango to completion.)

The best part of the ride home from my eighth grade field trip to Washington D.C. was getting a handango under a blanket at the back of the bus.

Handango by Little Handango March 18, 2008

handjobburger 

When two hamburger buns are are place around a penis and moved up and down the shaft until ejaculation.

Man that chick gives the best handjobburgers.

handjobburger by spankyp February 27, 2010

handicrapper 

The handicapped stall in a public restroom.

Oh, girl, my claustrophobia is so bad I have to wait in line for the handicrapper so I won't feel like the stall walls are closing in on me

handicrapper by Powersiblings January 18, 2011

Handruff 

The bits of dead skin shed when a person bites their nails.

Aaron bit his nails constantly, so much so that a sprinkling of handruff gathered on his chest.

Handruff by Bullbullbalabil April 18, 2017

handy manny 

handy manny is the brutal murderer of bob the builder and is willing to kill to get on TV to brodcast his feeling of death blood and destruction

handy manny bitch lasangnia

handy manny by 72 children 777 March 5, 2019