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douche flute

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

or

"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
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DOUCHEBAG

Elijah is douchebag”
by Dh748805 July 10, 2019
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Douche

VERB: To Douche. The act of being a douchy, or douching somebody out.
Mary: Hey Bob, we missed you at the party last night!
Bob: Yeah, John was supposed to pick me up, but he douched me out.

Bob Texting John: "hey man, you picking me up for the party or what?"
1 hour passes...
Bob Texting John: "Dude, you totally douched me... ya fuck'n asshole."
more silence from John...
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Douche bag

by Losangelesdaze July 21, 2019
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Douche canoe

by Potato chips taste good July 29, 2019
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Douche Bag

Donald Trump is the personification of the term “Douche Bag”.
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Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists
That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.
by xanadude313 August 20, 2019
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