Douche Bizzle

N.(Doo-shh Biz•zel) slang Urban back alley medical abortion makeshift DNC machine. (vagina vacuum)

"They used the douche bizzle to quickly and afordably suck the unwanted the fetus out of her womb."

by Vodka Water No Ice July 21, 2023

douche drownder

A heavy downpour of rain.

The crops could use a good douche drownder.

by Gonad the Ball Bearing July 22, 2023

douchebag

A shallow, contemptible person (usually male) who, despite some financial means, is so insecure in himself that he requires validation from others of like mind. In fact, to the douchebag, keeping up with other douchebags is all-important, and the often live close to one another in douchey neighborhoods where they can easily seek attention from one another through ostentatious behavior and conspicuous possessions and disparage others of a less-douchey persuasion.

Steve: "Wow! Now that David bought his family the new Volvo XC90, he won't shut up about it".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".

by Uneasy Rider August 18, 2023

doucheasauras Rex

Someone who’s been a douche for so long in their life it seems as though it would stretch back to prehistoric times

Jim:Wow Chad has really been a douche all his life.
Bill: how old is he ?
Jim:32
Bill: wow what a doucheasauras Rex

by jingy jackson September 23, 2023

Doochie

The opposite of a coochie: a weiner

Friend 1: Duuuude, that girl is a dude bro! She has a doochie!
Friend 2: What?

by Bigweinerwilly42069 October 18, 2023

douche whip

You know that little dangly thing at the end of a tampon.

The totally hit me with the ole douche whip.

by Rapting November 14, 2023

Doochiecat

when a mans shaboingboing is so small, it reminds you of a woman’s vagina.

You couldn’t see his print in grey sweats because he has a doochiecat.

by CinnyMac November 27, 2023