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word to your mother

Dumb-ass catch phrase that Vanilla Ice used at the end of Ice Ice Baby.
by wong August 27, 2003
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pigment of your imagination

Something that is not factual; a made up and/or incorrect idea.

A better and funnier way to say "a figment of your imagination."
Bob: Wait. Girl, your eyes are BLUE? I coulda swore they were brown.
Janice: Nope, that was just a pigment of your imagination!
by notafrasshole April 2, 2009
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brown your pants

when you shit your pants and theres nothing you can do about it so you gotta walk around with dump in your pants.
Josh:"man i totally tried to fart in latin class, instead i browned my pants."
Roy:"i thought i smelt something."
by elyk April 6, 2005
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off your bean

This is when a person, is mentally unstable and/or under influence of alcohol. Can sometimes be related to embarressing and cringey parents.
Why you wearing cycling shorts mum, you're off your bean.
by ilikepoo June 14, 2012
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Your mom's pie

An insult of such incredible, nonsensical idiocy that it's normally used as a barb for the beginning of a larger, meaner insult. It normally leads to Your mom's face, then Your mom, and so on and so forth.
"Hey, your mom's pie, wooooo!"
by Colton-Fro-Johnny July 30, 2008
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milk your popsicle

To masturbate or to be masturbated or to be given a blow job. As heard in the Katy Perry song, "California Gurls".

In some kid friendly performances, she will say "melt" i.e.: the today show, where it is obvious what she is saying.
However, in other performances i.e.:SNL, it will be more obvious that she is actually saying "milk" and will accompany the line with a hand jerking motion.
In the video she pops her cheek to suggest a blow-job.
Why don't you go milk your popsicle in the corner?

She's going to milk your popsicle like a pro.
by SMcCrab November 5, 2010
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wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.
*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"
by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008
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