Wake up fart 

The expulsion of gas built up throughout the night usually triggered by an early morning muscle clenching stretch.

As my Wife woke up she kicked her legs out, stretched and let loose a massive wake up fart so loud it woke the dog.

Wake up fart by ThaDinger February 2, 2016

stinky feet fart liking scum dump 

Smells like farts
Scum dump
Has stinky feet
Looks like a turkey

You are a stinky feet fart liking scum dump

stinky feet fart liking scum dump by Fat12354 April 20, 2017

not worth a good fart in a high wind 

Not worth a good fart in a high wind: Worthless; no good; pitiful.

That last football play was not worth a good fart in a high wind!

not worth a good fart in a high wind by dmillswvu82 September 5, 2021

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface 

someone that got boned while someone else busts one in their face.

erin is a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface by jabooleha August 21, 2003

Linkin Fart 

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.

The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.

Linkin Fart by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

Snorkel Fart 

The insertion of a snorkel into ones vagina while shit breath air is expelled thru said snorkel creating radio brilliance.

What was that sounds,it was a snorkel fart.

Snorkel Fart by The Dirty Twig Show November 1, 2008

jew fart 

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.

Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.

jew fart by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010