paint the town red

Accidental menstruation on public property including buses, restaurants etc. for an extended amount of time.

I like, way spaced on tampons and had to paint the town red today.

by Heat* April 30, 2007

red dwarf

only the greatest band in existance.

"How was the Red Dwarf concert last night, barbara?"
"Oh, it was the shit, i climaxed like fourteen times!!!"

by pinkeye January 27, 2005

Red Headed Hartsoe

noun, (eean heart-so) Someone who is absolutely implorable, and mildly retarded, whom all insults refer to (eg. dick, ass, retard, hoe, jenny the pump, hussy, fuck-tard, deuch bag, deuch nozzle, ect...) Who thinks their, "god's gift to humanity." This person would also claim to have the best, your mom jokes, when really he's a novice at best. This person also has red hair, and a mild lisp. He is also VERY attractive! With a very small penis. He is also very weak and could have the living crap beat out of him at any moment, even if someone so much as sneezed. He also may have the STD ghanna-herpa-siphill-itis.

1) Stop making, your mom jokes they suck... you are acting like an Red Headed Hartsoe.
2) Wow you need to stop or else I'm gonna beat you down, your acting like Red Headed Hartsoe.
3) (female) He looked good, but was actually a Red Headed Hartsoe in the pants. Stay away from that guy.
(female friend) I never would have known!

by Steve James Gates October 16, 2008

walking the red carpet

Adverb- Engaging in vaginal intercourse with an untrimmed redhead.

My lack of fame does not prevent me from walking the red carpet every time I stick it in Ginger.

by Erbo October 8, 2013

Red Vodka Mikhail

A little known and rarely used nickname for a badass Russian who has an official identity but works underground as a man of all trades. not necessarily experienced but always effective in both his lives. most of the time, a Red Vodka Mikhail is sent to do the dirty work for big people who don't want to ruin their reputation.

Bouncer: hey i got a man who wants to talk to you boss. He says you won't have any problems after his visit.
Boss: shit it's that commie what's his name?
Bouncer: he says Red Vodka Mikhail greets you.
boss: alright let him in. keep an eye and a muzzle on him. I don't want this to be one of tony's hitmen.

by Alexiknewyouwouldfallforthis January 16, 2011

Red Starburst as a gift

If someone gives you a RED Starburst as a gift, it means you go together.

I sent you some red Starburst as a gift. Issa relationship, now.

by KeetzMcGeetz May 20, 2018

western red cedar

It's a sex act. Not sure what kind, but it's gotta be something dirty.

"Does 'western red cedar' count as a sex act?"

by RickDwrecked November 17, 2017