attention whore 

1.someone who wants constant attention because they think they are so special and deserve it. there natural habitat is online or any given reality show

2.someone who tries to post there name as a definition in urban dictionary

1.god, Brittany is such an attention whore

2.editor: "hmm, whoever this Brittany Springfield is, she seems like a massive attention whore

attention whore by themanyouwisyouwere November 22, 2011

Attornity 

The hours that the 5-10 minutes that an attorney promises to call you back devolves into.

I am waiting for a call. For what feels like an attornity.

Attornity by nillie cosweb September 3, 2013

Attractiveness scale 

What you use when rating a girl, can be used when having fun with friends or when flattering a female.

Guy: Hey, use the attractiveness scale on that chick.
Guy 2: Hey, I must live in Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see.
Girl: Have my babies.

Attractiveness scale by laserman413 October 3, 2016

attidude

The attitude of a dude who thinks he is far too cool but isn't. Used sarcastically

Person 1:"Hey check out that guys Attidude"

Person 2 (sarcastically): "Yeah a real cool one for sure."

attidude by DualityJack April 6, 2017

back attack 

when your back is hurting so damn much;
you feel like you're having a heart attack but it's a back attack!

"My f*cking back, i think i'm having a back attack!"

"my 67 year old grandfather was having a back attack when his cane fell"

back attack by DORO twistaa April 14, 2009

kramer attack

1.to have a dirty bum(not exactly homeless) suddenly show up out of no where, annoy you and your friends, steal cigarette butts from the ashtray, and drink from used beer cans. Also to mooch everything they can ranging from food to weed to toilet paper and then ramble for hours on end talking about nothing but primarily a mixture of gibberish, pothead " ideas", stories that probably never happend especially about awesome or terrible experiences.

2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave

dave: hey man, pass me a beer!

randy: sure here ya go man.

matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!

dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!

kramer attack by andy wirf November 22, 2009

Heart Attacked 

To be quietly and surreptitiously disposed of by means of high tech type poison or forced physiological shock which mimics or causes a heart attack or other type of natural cause for death.

After whistleblowing on the oil company's global price fixing scam, Julian Assange suddenly died, many believed that he was heart attacked.

Heart Attacked by tamale214 December 6, 2010