Definitions by laserman413

Wall 

A flat surface which surrounds an entire room.

Person: Look at my wall.

Wall by laserman413 September 14, 2018

Homies

This definition has multiple meanings in the African-American community, but the most common use of it refers to close friends. Homies are people you have grown up with and you would take a bullet for.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard what happened to your homies.
Guy 2: *sheds tear*

Homies by laserman413 September 14, 2018

Drain my lizard 

Taking a piss

Guy: Hold up guys, I gotta drain my lizard

Drain my lizard by laserman413 October 1, 2017

ruined by the mainstream 

When a game, movie or television series gets popular all of a sudden and suddenly becomes cancerous due to the small cancerous portions of the following becoming much, much bigger. A recent example of this was the Friday the 13th film series, which recently got a video game made for it that became extremely popular.

Guy 1: Hey bro, have you ever heard of Undertale?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that game got ruined by the mainstream.

ruined by the mainstream by laserman413 October 1, 2017

Fag 

British slang for cigarette.

American slang for gay.

Short for faggot, which means a bundle of sticks.

British Guy: Hey Rupert, mind passing me a fag?

American Guy: Haha that guy's so gay, he's a fag.

Lumberjack: Charles, please bring this faggot to the fire.

Fag by laserman413 October 4, 2016

Evolution 

The process of organisms evolving into different species over the course of millions of years.

Charles Darwin: Here is my theory of evolution
Christians: No fuck you animals are the way God made them!

Evolution by laserman413 October 3, 2016

Attractiveness scale 

What you use when rating a girl, can be used when having fun with friends or when flattering a female.

Guy: Hey, use the attractiveness scale on that chick.
Guy 2: Hey, I must live in Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see.
Girl: Have my babies.

Attractiveness scale by laserman413 October 3, 2016