9 definitions by laserman413

Evolution

The process of organisms evolving into different species over the course of millions of years.

Charles Darwin: Here is my theory of evolution
Christians: No fuck you animals are the way God made them!

by laserman413 September 25, 2016

Fag

British slang for cigarette.

American slang for gay.

Short for faggot, which means a bundle of sticks.

British Guy: Hey Rupert, mind passing me a fag?

American Guy: Haha that guy's so gay, he's a fag.

Lumberjack: Charles, please bring this faggot to the fire.

by laserman413 October 04, 2016

Drain my lizard

Taking a piss

Guy: Hold up guys, I gotta drain my lizard

by laserman413 September 30, 2017

Nigger

A person of African descent.

Person 1: Fuck you nigger!
Person 2: Let's not be racist, okay?
Person 1: Sorry.

by laserman413 September 25, 2016

ruined by the mainstream

When a game, movie or television series gets popular all of a sudden and suddenly becomes cancerous due to the small cancerous portions of the following becoming much, much bigger. A recent example of this was the Friday the 13th film series, which recently got a video game made for it that became extremely popular.

Guy 1: Hey bro, have you ever heard of Undertale?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that game got ruined by the mainstream.

by laserman413 September 30, 2017

Attractiveness scale

What you use when rating a girl, can be used when having fun with friends or when flattering a female.

Guy: Hey, use the attractiveness scale on that chick.
Guy 2: Hey, I must live in Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see.
Girl: Have my babies.

by laserman413 September 25, 2016

Homies

This definition has multiple meanings in the African-American community, but the most common use of it refers to close friends. Homies are people you have grown up with and you would take a bullet for.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard what happened to your homies.
Guy 2: *sheds tear*

by laserman413 September 14, 2018