laserman413's definitions

Weeaboo

Someone, usually of Caucasian descent, who attempts to act as if they're Japanese. They are usually overweight teenage males. They will usually try to insult you using words they heard in an Anime, but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and making a complete fool of themselves. They almost always own bodypillows and go to anime conventions dressed in "Japanese" attire. On rare occasions, girls can be weeaboos.

Person 1: Konnichiwa Senpai!
Person 2: Fucking weeaboos.
Person 1: What the desu did you just say to me, you baka?

by laserman413 October 3, 2016

Attractiveness scale

What you use when rating a girl, can be used when having fun with friends or when flattering a female.

Guy: Hey, use the attractiveness scale on that chick.
Guy 2: Hey, I must live in Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see.
Girl: Have my babies.

by laserman413 October 3, 2016

Evolution

The process of organisms evolving into different species over the course of millions of years.

Charles Darwin: Here is my theory of evolution
Christians: No fuck you animals are the way God made them!

by laserman413 October 3, 2016

Fag

British slang for cigarette.

American slang for gay.

Short for faggot, which means a bundle of sticks.

British Guy: Hey Rupert, mind passing me a fag?

American Guy: Haha that guy's so gay, he's a fag.

Lumberjack: Charles, please bring this faggot to the fire.

by laserman413 October 4, 2016

Homies

This definition has multiple meanings in the African-American community, but the most common use of it refers to close friends. Homies are people you have grown up with and you would take a bullet for.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard what happened to your homies.
Guy 2: *sheds tear*

by laserman413 September 14, 2018

Wall

A flat surface which surrounds an entire room.

Person: Look at my wall.

by laserman413 September 14, 2018

Drain my lizard

Taking a piss

Guy: Hold up guys, I gotta drain my lizard

by laserman413 October 1, 2017