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booster seats

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.

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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.
by gnostic3 July 9, 2023
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passenger seat iced coffee queen

A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.
Did you see Ashlynn’s mom? She was awesome!

She’s a passenger seat iced coffee queen for sure.
by MamaLlama5278 September 11, 2023
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foamer seat

The seat at the very front of a train that allows you to look out the front window and see where you're going
Hell yeah. This train has a foamer seat.
by Builder dude October 15, 2023
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The Seattle Polycule

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.
"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."
by Camwood October 22, 2023
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two-seater

When 2 woman separately sit on a man's face and genitals.
Person 1: I heard Jake had a two-seater last night?
Person 2: I'm jealous. I'm a damn virgin.
by acasianBitrate November 3, 2023
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2 Seater

Rollercoaster Ride that has 2 Seats Per Row and Fits 2 People
The Rollercoaster is a 2 Seater and there’s 4 of us. Me and Chad will go on one row together and You and Emily will go on the row behind us.
by defens November 19, 2023
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Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.
Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... while his Grandma watched!
by silverback6969 November 14, 2024
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