The Two Pot Fakeout 

When you make a pot of decaf coffee and pour it into the pitchers labeled "decaf" and "regular".We pour the coffee for the customers at their table. Used only when it's crazy busy at work and several pots of decaf and regular have already been made and used up. Mostly used at night because most of our customers are 50+ years-old and wouldn't notice anyway because the coffee is always fresh!

" We have a fresh pot of decaf and no regular so let's use the Two Pot Fakeout."

The Two Pot Fakeout by Sierra Lazuli March 13, 2010

the tao of boobies 

a way of life centered around the obsession, pursuit and worship of bountiful beautiful naked breasts, literally the way of the breasts

there is much truth in the tao of boobies, for a perky breast can inspire poets

the tao of boobies by the tao of boobs May 25, 2010

The Tim Effect 

When a supremely smart, intelligent, and competent individual underestimates their own proficiency and intelligence. The opposite of the Jenny Effect

It's so sad that Ivan is often a victim of the Tim Effect; if only he could see how intelligent he really is!

The Tim Effect by GodAlmightyAKAMML September 14, 2010

The Tards 

A gigantic family of awesome people.

Man they're so The Tards!

The Tards by TardMommy. November 7, 2010

The Tits and The Cooter 

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.

Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter

The Tits and The Cooter by RDSII October 5, 2011

the taste of awesome 

a delicious food that tastes like awesome.

These vanilla cupcake goldfish are literally the taste of awesome!

the taste of awesome by cupcakes137 June 17, 2012

The Toddler Effect 

When someone is crying for whatever reason, and you begin to cry without knowing why. its just the reaction to them crying.

when i walked in the room and they were crying, i found myself being overpowered by the toddler effect, and i have no clue why.

The Toddler Effect by The List Maker October 10, 2012