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crouche fart 

fart when you have sweaty legs and squeeze them together then have the fart go up to your testicles (generally in fat men).
male 1: Hahaha!!
male 2: Why are you laughing?
male 1: Dude I just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: Fucking gross...
crouche fart by Aladdass March 19, 2010
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bloody vaginal fart 

the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.
HOLY SHIT FUCK... did you seriously just... you did... that was the most impressive bloody vaginal fart EVER. GOD that makes me wet.

Wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart  

The Cheapest Ass Person Alive !
Phil:

Hey is luke gonna get in on the office lottery ticket ?

Brad:

Naw he wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart !

Phil:

What a Loser

wet fart 

One who is incredibly boring and overly pretentious.
"Francis is such a wet fart."
wet fart by Asosh Lamalette July 10, 2006

early morning pancake fart 

To go and do a poo.
After having a big feed of pancakes for breakfast, you may feel like you need to fart, only to realise that there is more to it than just wind. So, you can use this expression to politely excuse yourself from the room without having to go into details of your need for sudden releif..
"Excuse me, I have to do an early morning pancake fart."

Muay Thai Fart

When you go up to somebody sitting down, pull their head into your ass with both your arms in an abcentric motion, and hold it there while you rip ass
Dude! John just muay thai farted Tom and the fart got in his mouth, and he couldn't do anything about it because his head was being held!
Muay Thai Fart by paulyh October 15, 2011