Aladdass's definitions

crouche fart

fart when you have sweaty legs and squeeze them together then have the fart go up to your testicles (generally in fat men).

male 1: Hahaha!!
male 2: Why are you laughing?
male 1: Dude I just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: Fucking gross...

by Aladdass March 19, 2010