pierce test

A secondary Review of a friend’s potential dating partner by an unbiased source.

Hey did she pass the Pierce test?

by 2dicksandalie March 7, 2024

Blooben Test

A test to quantify the blobness of an object and/or creature. If the blob status of the object is rated 5/10 or higher, it passes the blooben test.

My slime ball passes the Blooben Test.

by GoodOlKappaTea March 8, 2024

Blooben Test

A meaningless yes or no test designed for confusion

Have you completed the base Blooben Test
What in the world is a Blooben Test

by Okbamtheman March 8, 2024

feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024

blooben test

The blueberry based test that could be correct or could be incorrect. Who knows

Scar: "what is the blooben test? "
Grian: "... Please hold"

by Misahkay March 26, 2024

Giga testicals

a black man with horse sized balls

omg that man has giga testicals

by LKrkeu April 17, 2024

Beef Testosterone

Legends say that a man will come by the name of Beef Testosterone to bring peace, justice, and stability to his new empire. Legends also state that he will have the flattest penis known to man.

Beef Testosterone was chosen by the Frogs to bring balance to the Pantry.

by Poopycheeks April 19, 2024