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square mom

i term in modern English used to describe a good mother
"This Elinor is such a square mom"
by nir5117 July 26, 2017
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Square mom-best mom
A triangle mom isn't as great as a square mom
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Square

To square someone is to leave them on read on Snapchat. You see the little red square when you do so
Byron: man, she didn't reply
Jay: bro, she squared you
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square nose

An insult to the Chinese and or Oriental races.
Chow is wasabi snorting square nose.
by Sir Wolfgang October 10, 2017
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Square

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Squares

Another word for cheese slices. Much easier for dogs to understand because it's shorter than "cheese slices."
Do you want some squares, Mitten? Mitten loves squares!
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Square

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
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