As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.
by JoeMamaFat69 December 7, 2019

Job, or to Job someone:
Beating up or doing violent acts to a happy, functioning couple in the street.
Spelled "Job", case sensitive
Beating up or doing violent acts to a happy, functioning couple in the street.
Spelled "Job", case sensitive
by Aestronom September 17, 2025

My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.
Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.
by anonymous January 1, 2017

A pretty sweet job you take, not because of the pay or status, but because you are smart enough to hang even when hungover and at the same time earn a couple of bucks.
by Mahoney Unchained May 10, 2020

When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.
Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.
by Raymoney$$$$$ December 14, 2019
