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The Luca Effect

The Luca Effect is often a momentary effect where the vast majority of the persons common sense disappears. Instead of having common sense, they come across as stupid or even as retarded. It is named after Luca who can go from a legendary mathematician to a full set 8 fucktard. If you experience this effect, please seek help as we are still investigating Luca's case of this effect. He experiences a brutal case of the Luca Effect on a daily basis, and that is why we have to investigate him. There are many causations and correlations, such as a terrible hairstyle, daily swimming, and finally - it mostly effects neeks who have something stuck up their ass. This illness has similarities to down syndrome.
Luca: "What is a fish?"
*Luca has just experienced the Luca effect, and must now seek medical help*
by Amadeus Serafini January 25, 2021
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The Shon Effect

A powerful, irresistible, devoted possession over an human being that only activates when you deeply interact with certain individuals.
person: “yo bro this girl is obsessed with me do you know why?”

Me: “yea man that’s the shon effect”
by Shon Made December 24, 2024
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Calancea Effect

Do you know that moment when the internet is slow down because of multiple connections or someone is downloading huge files? I had a classmate that always was downloading some files and because of it, our Wi-Fi speed was very slow.
My internet is so slow!!! Calancea please stop downloading.
This network has a Calancea Effect!!!
by dr4605 June 6, 2017
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bite effect

When a woman bites down with her back teeth on the head of a mans dick right when he’s cumming
Girl I was so surprised when I used the bite effect on dj he came loads.
by MzHfrommo June 12, 2019
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The Wetherspoons Effect

1) When you go into a pub or a bar (in the UK mostly) and you are either underage or merely old enough to drink and you are with your parents or another clearly grown adult and they order you a beer or a cider and the bartender notices that even though they might be ordering it, you are drinking it and on the basis of them knowing that your going to drink it they ask you for ID.

2) When a group of youths the same age walk into a pub or bar and when one person orders who drink the bartender asks the whole group for ID. Basically if each and every one of the group doesn't have ID then none of them will get served.

Both of these scenarios are typical of Wetherspoons as they are well known for being extremely strict when it comes to asking for ID and they do not appreciate one bit any scummy underagers on their premises getting boozed up under any circumstances.
*Father and son walk into bar*
Father: Hello, could I have two pints of Stella please.
Bartender: Is one of those for that lad sat on the table over there?
Father: Well yes.
Bartender: Could I check that lads ID please?
*Son overhears and walks over*
Son: Well The Wetherspoons Effect has most certainly kicked in hasn't it!
by LordJenal February 24, 2022
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Modelo effect

The ability to find people to be SO much prettier after a few Modelos.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don’t leave with that chick! She’s missing some teeth and she has a unibrow! You’re suffering from the Modelo Effect.
by Oreosgirlfriend December 29, 2023
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Smosh Effect

Something you once perceived as funny is no longer funny now that you have matured.
Person 1: I just tried to watch Smosh again, they're not funny now that I'm older
Person 2: That's just the Smosh Effect
by LukeNuke11 October 24, 2019
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