wanker

The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot

Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker

by Bruno January 15, 2005

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Wanker

Someone who beats off a lot or too much.

Man Jeff Martin is such a wanker. He beats it like 3 times a day.

by Wanker 88 February 21, 2010

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The V-8 crowd. Usually inhabiting corners of autoparts stores, feed stores, hardware stores, ect, constantly talking shit on "import" style cars. Commonly refering to 4 cyl cars as slow. Oblivious to the fact that 4 bangers can have double the HP, tq, and gasmileage of any stock to moderatly modified mustang camaro, TA, ect with Mild modification. having twice the HP per cylender, power to weight ration. coining the title, for being known as stupid ignorant wankers.

"all i need is a turbo, you need 4 more cylenders."

by Adam May 13, 2005

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Wankertwat

A wankertwat is someone who as well as being a complete twat also wanks themselves stupid as well. Wankertwats can be mainly spotted in major cities and towns. They normally wear suits and work in politics.

Due to their excessive wanking and the fact they are complete twats Wankertwats are normally quite blind to what is going on around them which is why they make good politicians.

I refer the honourable wankertwat to comments I made moments ago.

by Terry T November 28, 2006

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