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Wankertwat 

A wankertwat is someone who as well as being a complete twat also wanks themselves stupid as well. Wankertwats can be mainly spotted in major cities and towns. They normally wear suits and work in politics.

Due to their excessive wanking and the fact they are complete twats Wankertwats are normally quite blind to what is going on around them which is why they make good politicians.
I refer the honourable wankertwat to comments I made moments ago.
Wankertwat by Terry T November 28, 2006
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WankerTanker 

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.
Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.
WankerTanker by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

wankerstation 

A wankerstation is the chair or place that you wank off in.
Dude! Don't sit there, thats my wankerstation!
Your what?
My wankerstation. I beat my meat sitting in that chair.
wankerstation by chaseTHEg August 1, 2009

wankerbate 

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
wankerbate by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Wankerbate 

To wank it in class, or in a school bathroom.
What John Croden did.
Wankerbate by Cody Longpré October 6, 2004

wankerbatting 

When you spank your monkey with such force and grip it makes it burn when you pee.
"So, what's up with you?"
"It burns when I pee."
"Stop wankerbatting then!"
wankerbatting by TheJacker March 29, 2015

wankertittie 

A tittie, that has been wanked, and wanked good.
Khalil is a wankertitte
wankertittie by fuxx0r August 23, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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