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outlaw trail

Hearkening to the old west days, a trail or route known to outlaws but not law enforcement. Two lane county roads that are not patrolled by state troopers or city police, and seldom patrolled by county law enforcement. Often dirt, gravel, or asphalt with no markings.
Voice of reason: "You reek of likker and can't walk, you shouldn't drive home."

Slurred response: "I'm not taking the interstate, I have an outlaw trail"
by diluded000 September 23, 2009
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Snail Trail

When someone’s pee lands on the floor in stead of in the toilet/urinal
Looks like someone left a snail trail over here next to the toilet.”
by DiarrheaDan August 23, 2019
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Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.
Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.
by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017
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Crappy Trail

The line of hair that a man has that runs along his taint, from his balls to his butthole. This hair sometimes gets a little crap stuck on it, hence the name Crappy Trail
Man, I really need to shave my crappy trail!
by Anthony21 May 22, 2015
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greenwood trails

a camp where a bunch of most likely gay guys and japs go to camp.
by Charile the fry October 12, 2017
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Snail Trail

When a girl sits on a on top of a guy and rubs upwards leaving a Snail Trail on the guys stomach or male sexual organ
Last night this girl left a Snail Trail on my stomach.
by Well educated male June 21, 2020
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trail love

Cuts, scrapes, and scratches to the skin (particularly bleeders. Minor to serious) from rock, dirt, or vegetation while hiking, mountain biking, four wheeling, backpacking, approaching rock climbing walls, or other outdoor trail sports. Often from a crash or a fall, but can also be from pushing through thick vegetation or rocks on narrow trails. Implies an abusive relationship with the trail, but actually emphasizes the person's love and respect for the unbiased nature of the outdoors.
That's some impressive trail love you got there.
by Gnostic Hammer February 14, 2017
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