by youredisappointing August 19, 2017

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.
by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

In the Mushroom Kingdom, they are the number 1 cargo airline. You wouldn't have any good shipped without them. They drive them to you after landing.
- similar to UPS
- similar to UPS
by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

A Frog thats a frog that lives with a frog SIKE Toad Is a character form a classic game called Super mario and toad is pog
TOADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
by ToadLaming69 June 15, 2021

Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously
Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
by anonymous October 15, 2023

a tranny that pretends to be a woman and lures men into his disgusting love shack, only for the men to realize later that they have just been cheated into bein a homo.
dude, that chick over there is a hoax toad. he tried that on me a couple weeks ago and i punched him in the nose....he beat my ass afterwards tho....hey man....*puts hand on freind's shoulder*
by gizzyg June 14, 2010
