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A sad minecraft youtuber who thinks he's good at bedwars on hypixel.
Friend: Can you carry me on bedwars?
TimeDeo: Sure *loses game*
timedeo by TimeDeo May 23, 2018
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Crappy Tire 

Don't take your car to this place. They will upsell repairs and services that you don't need - at inflated prices - using low grade parts that will wear out faster than you can say "rip off". Hires young, incompetent or dishonest grease monkeys who wreck your car inside out.
Crappy Tire told my old lady that she would have to pay $3,000 for repairs - and she only brought her car in for a stinking oil change. Scammers!
Crappy Tire by The Real Canadian September 20, 2015

Testing the tires 

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.
Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!
Testing the tires by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier 

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.
HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

fit to be tied 

My teacher was fit to be tied when my classmate said She didn't know the answer.

tied up blowjob 

When a girl gives you a blowjob while you’re tied up.

She led me to her bedroom and told me to strip down to my briefs. After I did so, she opened her drawer and pulled out a silk, red scarf. She walked behind me and told me to put my hands behind my back. She then tied my wrists together, leaving my arms immobilized.

She walked in front of me, slid her hands along my abs, and leaned in to kiss me. We made out with each other ferociously. I wanted to wrap my arms around her, but unfortunately her scarf knot prevented me from doing so.

She pulled away from me and hooked the inside of my briefs with her fingers, pulling them down to my ankles and causing my fully erect cock to spring out. She got on her knees and took my throbbing erection into her mouth.

I moaned from the pleasure as she ran one hand along my inner thigh while using her other hand to grab the base of my shaft and hold my cock in place as she slid her mouth forward and back alongside it. I could feel her swirling her tongue alongside it, too. I wasn’t going to last much longer. I could feel the pressure of an orgasm building, ready to rush and burst though my balls and cock. My tied-up hands were twitching and shaking behind my back as I only wished I could move them.
She then used one hand to fondle and lightly squeeze my balls while still blowing me. Right before I was about to cum, she took my cock out of her mouth, continued stroking it at full speed, and pointed it towards her face as she looked up at me, smiling.

My jaw dropped. She had sent me over the edge. I felt tons of pressure building up inside of my balls and cock, it felt like they were going to explode. I cried out in pleasure as a huge shot of semen exploded out of my cock and sprayed all over her beautiful, smiling face. She continued pumping me at full speed for another 30 seconds as I unloaded countless shots of cum onto her face.

Finally, the orgasm subsided. I collapsed onto my knees as she had left me too weak from the pleasure to stand up anymore. She stood up and looked down at me, still smiling and still with my cum trickling down her beautiful face. She was obviously pleased with the results of the tied up blowjob, and so was I.

“You’ve made a huge mess,” she said. “I’m going to take a shower, now. I hope you can figure out a way to untie yourself.” And just like that, she walked out the bedroom door and left me there.