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thick dough 

Person: I don't know what to do about this mess with my girlfriend.
Friend: I don't know, that's thick dough, bro.
thick dough by bleegiimuus December 25, 2018

Thick mint 

The base unit of an overall great candy, color, and savior of the apocalypse.

Who wouldn’t want to be a proud owner of something in the catagory of “thick mint”?
Dang, that’s one thick mint you got there.
We praise the allmightly savior, thick mint.
Thick mint by Nafamnotfeelingit January 15, 2019

Thick Greeter 

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.
Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.
Thick Greeter by ThickGreeter12345 February 2, 2019

Thick As Oatmeal 

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.
Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.
Thick As Oatmeal by Paulbigtoebunyon February 25, 2019
A hot ass nigga with right ass cheeks he warms insides with is juicy cum all the time not gay btw he is funny creator good at editing and is cool 😎 I like his cats btw he dm me on time losers
Bro is that thick.m4v ?!?!?? Yea vro he’s my inspiration ❤️ His cat is beautiful and he is funny asf
Thick.m4v by I use this April 7, 2019

thick stick 

Man: Honey, I have a thick stick.

Woman: No you don't.

Man: ...No I don't.