beyond suck

Something that sucks beyond description. Some event or situation that is tragic, extraordinarily uncomfortable, stupidly nastly. Something that is bad or of poor quality beyond average description.

Finally getting a job, one that requires a car, and then having your car die in the same day is beyond suck.

Finally getting a job, one that requires a car, and then having your car die in the same day is beyond suck.

I haven't checked it out yet, but Matt says "American Dad" is beyond suck.

by whisky May 27, 2005

Sucks Battery

When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...

Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'

Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'

by Nucking_Futs September 23, 2012

Sucks on ice

A phrase used to describe something thats sucks more than the average level of suckiness.

Person 1: Oh no! my sister replaced all the songs on my ipod with Hannah Montana and Taylor Swift.

Person 2: Ouch, that sucks on ice.

by funsized95 March 18, 2010

nipple-suck

The sucking of your partner's nipples.

I gave her the best nipple-suck of her life.

by Jilina April 22, 2006

Suck Fuck

(Also known as Blow Job)

The action of the man's genitalia being placed into the partner's mouth and sucked.

"Ah Jane gives such a good Suck Fuck."

by meeeeowwwwwmeowmeow August 30, 2009

sucking fumes

When your gas meter is flat on "Empty", but you're still moving, unsure when you're going to run outta gas.

You: Dude...we're out of gas.
Me: For real...we're sucking fumes here.

by a sarcastic kid January 6, 2009

Sucking a lemon

The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.

When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.

by stropmag July 10, 2010