that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum
by taaaaaaaaa September 9, 2016
Get the taint butter mug.When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"
by talon88 August 18, 2013
Get the salty taint mug.The time between Christmas and New Years where very little work gets done and most people take time off.
by punchmyface December 20, 2008
Get the Holiday Taint mug.Guy 1: Yo did you hook up with the girl from the club last night?
Guy 2: Nah I found out she got dicked by the mandingo next door, tainted meat.
Guy 2: Nah I found out she got dicked by the mandingo next door, tainted meat.
by Mikumi Hawkumi August 15, 2018
Get the Tainted Meat mug.The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.
Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.
Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.
Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
by Cherrubim March 27, 2011
Get the Toilet Taint mug.by psychognosis November 8, 2013
Get the Tainted Meat mug.alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 part tabasco sauce, 3 parts everclear. light on fire and enjoy whilst this hellish mixture make you wish for death. also have some pepto ready, you will get explosive shits that burn like hell the following day.
man 1: "i have the shits like no one's business"
man 2: "you shouldn't have drank satan's taint last night!"
man 2: "you shouldn't have drank satan's taint last night!"
by big dick daddy from cincinatti February 19, 2006
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