Taint Scrubber

The little patch of hair on your chin that rubs against the vagina when eating a girl out.

Hey, nice taint scrubber bro.

by That One Guy #2 July 21, 2009

taint butter

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum

I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter

by taaaaaaaaa September 9, 2016

Toilet Taint

The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.

Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.

by Cherrubim March 27, 2011

Holiday Taint

The time between Christmas and New Years where very little work gets done and most people take time off.

I'll be out of the office from December 22 to January 5th. The holiday taint is huge this year!

by punchmyface December 20, 2008

Tainted Meat

A girl that's taken a black dick inside her nether regions.

Guy 1: Yo did you hook up with the girl from the club last night?

Guy 2: Nah I found out she got dicked by the mandingo next door, tainted meat.

by Mikumi Hawkumi August 15, 2018

Tainted Meat

When you place your cock and balls between your legs.

A tuck job.

"I was all up on a girl at da club until I realized she had some tainted meat."

by psychognosis November 8, 2013

satan's taint

alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 part tabasco sauce, 3 parts everclear. light on fire and enjoy whilst this hellish mixture make you wish for death. also have some pepto ready, you will get explosive shits that burn like hell the following day.

man 1: "i have the shits like no one's business"
man 2: "you shouldn't have drank satan's taint last night!"

by big dick daddy from cincinatti February 19, 2006