Dip n' Swing

The act of leaving one establishment to visit another before returning to the original location and/or group of friends.

"Where you going, bro?"
"Just gotta dip n' swing, but I'll see you in 20."

by Nanuk-LAR November 24, 2016

300,000 dollar golf swing

A heist job with a large enough payout to afford retirement. Can also be used for a last job.

“Who knows maybe after this I can finally afford that 300,000 dollar golf swing

by Skhizy December 17, 2020

I can swing that

I can handle that; I am able of doing that

Maggie: “I need you to go by the grocery store on the way home.”
Emma: “Sure, I can swing that.”

by greatvaluemilk September 15, 2021

swindler

someone who cheats you out of something

Barack Obama speaks well, but is a good for nothing swindler.

by jt mama March 16, 2009

swiner

–noun
1. a person who has the swine flu.

That swiner is sick from eating that pork.

by Asian J May 7, 2009

Biscuit Swindler

1) A person who cheats others out of baked peices of dough

2) Tia

3) A person who performs the art of stealing lubrication from the local CVS.

"Ma, the biscuit swindler stole my rolls!"

by Ziggity Zach July 23, 2004

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis

An extremely deadly airborne disease that causes instant death to anyone whose IQ is less than 211.

It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.

Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!

There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!

HAHAHA, you have read this entry, thus you have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!

by G-@non November 10, 2009