Stalkerfack

when you are fully aware of a stalker, and for reasons only apparant to yourself or in aid of a bet you decide to use the stalker's stalkeryness to achieve the level of needs require to fulfil your desire.

Nad: I bet you £5 I get with someone before you do!
Amme: I have a plan!
Nad: What?!
Amme: I know this guy who has been tryin to hit on me.. ;)
Nad: OMG, YOU STALKERFACK?!?!

by cruzaaay February 16, 2010

Stalker's Paradise

A Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or other dovish networking profile that is item to the public. Especially good if they are linked to each other.

I was looking at pics of Jenna from like 2008. She was so hot back then - her profile is just a stalker's paradise.

by tmjmurphy November 18, 2013

cock-stalker

A slut who will either openly or secretly become constantly active in the pursuit of some new dick.

"Those girls from Sex in the City are such cock-stalkers!"

by oscar green September 3, 2007

stoop stalker

a city nigger who has no porch or front yard. sits on the stairs all day.

damn stoop stalkers stink

by skeeterkkk September 22, 2009

Ex-Stalker

A person who was a stalker, someone who doesn't stalk any more. Akin to ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/

I'm her ex-stalker, I found better things to stalk.

by Dr. Zeu April 18, 2010

square stalker

Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.

Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.

by AtlasRider September 10, 2011

The Stalker

When a guy is having sex with a girl and when he is finished but she still wants more he looks to his friend in the bushes that throws him a stalk of celery to finish the job.

"I gave this girl the stalker last night"

by some one rediculous October 9, 2006