stretchhole

Stretchhole is slang for when you have taken a giant dump and your butthole feels as if it has been stretched out. It is extremely uncomfortable and a common feeling after delivering a larger than normal turd that feels as if your are giving birth from your butthole normally due to late stages of constipation. Your butthole has a blinking or winking sensation for several minutes after you finish dumping and will remain sore for a couple of days.

I got a case of stretchhole because I took a dump the size of a small animal.

by jwatkins936 November 25, 2013

stretcher

A stretch that's so good it gives you a boner. (A combination of stretch and boner)

Man, that was a total stretcher

by textman09 December 27, 2013

Streetchild

A young homeless child that performs sexual acts on grown men for money.

that streetchild just blew some dude behind a dumpster

by tom as March 27, 2015

Sneetching

When two people, usually lovers, rub their bellies together.

Jack and Jill went up the hill and started sneetching. Then they banged.

by ghoro May 31, 2015

Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.

"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.

by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016

stretching wookie

When a girl's pussy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. It usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.

"Oh man I was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. It was the grossed thing I'd ever seen so I high tailed the fuck outta there.

by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016

Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".

"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"

by Burzonic July 21, 2016