soccer

A game where the will of other men continually test your foundations, and the conviction with which you attain goals.

"I just don't have the energy to play soccer, dad."
"Well son--do you want to live life? Or let it live you?"

by Rich September 1, 2008

Soccer Balls

POS: Noun

Big, hard breasts are soccer balls.

Person 1: Wow, you got good soccer balls!
Person 2: Thanks, I worked hard to get these.

by Nana my Bananas February 6, 2019

ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.

We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.

by Val July 5, 2003

Soccermom Sweatshop

The sexual act of gathering 10 of your closest friend's moms in a minivan without seats on a hot August day, turning up the heat, thus inducing persperation, and railing every last one of them in a chaotic mass of various bodily fluids.

Can you beleive Grant pulled a Soccermom Sweatshop with all of our moms this summer? Thats messed up.

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011

Soccer-in-Law

A sports term used when the coach is related to a sponsor of the team. Can also be other sports, i.e. baseball-in-law, football-in-law, and many more. The most famous Soccer-in-Law is Midge Middleton whose mother-in-law, Beatrice, sometimes coaches soccer. If you want sports action that is truly raw cheer for your favorite Soccer-in-Law!

Beatrice: Oh no, another soccer game! We need some serious stuff here.

Midge: I know, I'm a Soccer-in-Law! The kids need ice cream and things like that.

Beatrice: Okay, why don't you take me by the clubhouse at 9:00 and pick up the soccer things and then run by Coach K's and get some Coach K Chicken. I have to be at the field at 10:00 for pre-game stretches. And then we can go back at 11:00 for ice cream.

Midge: Sure! but all that would be rough on me. I'll probably need some of those warm up stretches myself. (She starts stretching herself)

Beatrice: There you go! That's what we're talking about. A little pre-game workout never hurts. You may be my daughter-in-law, but you're also a Soccer-in-Law. I'll see you later. (she blows the coach's whistle) Hey kids, move it!

Midge: (walks off the field) My mother-in-law's a great coach. And I'm the best Soccer-in-Law there is! Soccer-in-Laws are sweet@

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

Soccer Fag

A so called Male (Females are alright) who thinks they are masculine enough to play a sport but still too scared to play a real sport, so known as a soccer fag.

Apart from Being sooks in the field their sooks and shit blokes off it, from having Lemon and Herb at Nandos to tuning your ex within days they are all kind of shit Blokes.

Loo over there, he’s with my Ex what a fag, i bet he’s a soccer fag

by Sir Steven Peter Devereux Smit February 27, 2020

Soccer Dad

Someone who carries the parenting load as an equal partner in a marriage through fulfilling kids’ soccer/sports chauffeuring duties that are typically/traditionally thought of as a maternal responsibility. He has no shame in doing what it takes to support his bad ass wife and cherishes the extra time he gets with his kid(s) as a result of his parenting responsibilities. He knows being present and supporting his children through ups and downs will benefit them way beyond the game.

Marie's coach admired how Marie's soccer dad intently observed their game from the sidelines so that he could talk through performance outcomes and improvement strategies during their 1:1 drive home together.

by novamaria July 28, 2021