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Simon Promise

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again
by Username 0 September 21, 2017
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Simon Carr

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool
by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019
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Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair
ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel
by Marmalade December 8, 2019
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Winter Simon

Winter is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She can make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants. She is beautiful inside and out. She is so naturally pretty. She doesn't do too well with relationships so she can never keep a boyfriend YET. But someday she will find her soulmate. Any person who has Winter in their life is so lucky. She's one of a kind. She has really good dancing skills and she is a really talented singer. She has the prettiest eyes and the perfect size of lips. She thinks she is fat, when in reality she has the best body. She is confident,outgoing, and friendly. Winter can make friends with anyone. She also has a bestfriend and her bestfriend is really cool hehe. Anyways your very lucky if you come across winter in your life.
Someone: Hey is that the cheerleader, Winter Simon?
Mia: HELL YEA! She's awesome!
by mia avocado October 13, 2020
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Simon Period

To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.
Tom: Hey! :D
Simon: Tom, just fuck off.
Tom: you on your Simon Period?
by Tom224 November 16, 2012
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simon gak

one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.
simon gak speaks russian??? not as well as me
by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023
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Simon Slavov

Simon is the best boy that u will ever meet, he's cute, hot and with a good sense of humor. Ur lucky if u know him.
by Hshjsnsbebe November 22, 2021
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