by OilBpil April 5, 2019
Get the simon rumug. Simon is the best boy that u will ever meet, he's cute, hot and with a good sense of humor. Ur lucky if u know him.
The one and only Simon Slavov
by Hshjsnsbebe November 22, 2021
Get the Simon Slavovmug. Aubree Simon is the prettiest girl to ever exist, she’s funny and bad at math and has a couple friends. Very social and she loves being around people.
by AnonymousPerson01 September 24, 2021
Get the Aubree Simonmug. Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.
Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.
Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021
Get the Simon Crocettamug. When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
by FloppySimon May 29, 2019
Get the Doing a Simonmug. one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.
by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023
Get the simon gakmug. by Username 0 September 21, 2017
Get the Simon Promisemug.