shaving my piano

what bill wurtz does when feeling very aesthetic

oh nothing I was just shaving my piano

by windows 2000 August 21, 2021

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

shabingious

You are wanting to indicate that you are taking a massive shit, but you are still snapping or texting someone hoping to make it less awkward.

"Shabingious" Damn Andrew must be taking the phatest of shits right now.

by GetEmRedOrDontWeReallyDontCare May 12, 2022

Enhanced shaving

Use of decapitation in the name of national security.

The Al-Qaida administration has defended their use of "enhanced shaving" in their fight against the US occupancy.

by mr_dressup November 30, 2010

salt shaking tap dancer

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it

:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons

by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011

Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.

Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde

by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013

goat shaking

Masturbating.

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.

by sivart33 January 4, 2014