schlongcule

a very small penis.

Schlong- penis
Cule- very small

Get that schlongcule away from me.

by Jessica Lea Green January 10, 2008

schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 20, 2010

schlongting

the name of ones member when it is of a large proportion. Often the propiortor of the extremely large penis is called shane.

Hey did you see that shane dude with his wanger out at the party last night.
Yer, he's got a schlongting!

by mralnighty January 14, 2011

schlongitis

an erect penis; more commonly used (compared to similar slang) when one wishes to "tread lighter" with a comment/observation

What's with you today, Mike. You developing a case of schlongitis?

by Michelle_the_belle November 21, 2011

Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)

That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging

by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011

Schlongnomaly

When a schlong defies the laws of penis in unexpected ways.

"Man that blasian guy was a schlongnomaly if ever I saw one."

by Dr. Schlongnomalous March 21, 2013

Schlongometry

1. The science, practice and art of penis measuring.

2. The collection of measurements that can be used to measure the male sex organ, including flaccid length, flaccid girth, flaccid volume, erect length, erect length, erect volume, turgidity, angle of inclination, circumcision status, MTBO (mean time before orgasm) and vein quotient.

Did you see the size of that guys earlobes? His schlongometry must be off the chart!

by BoneDaddyJive April 24, 2013