Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.
Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018
Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.
by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017
The BIGGEST chick magnet in any school. Always receiving emails from females and is known by everyone.
by UNCOUNTABLE March 18, 2022
A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks
by SamHansen420 November 16, 2017
by A cockmongler September 04, 2016
Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?
Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
by Broome123 May 16, 2016