advertorial sage

One who thrives in the commercial throes of cleaning, polishing, and aesthetic products and gadgetry, while possessing and embodying the wisdom of an edified persona.

The advertorial sage's day job seems contrary to her true passion and spirit, leading one to expect greatness from such trials.

by Peralta January 12, 2009

sage

an attention seeker who think shes cool and bigger than everyone

“ sage is such an attention seeker “

by uncle janet May 28, 2023

Sage

very beautiful and perfect can spek all languages and good at english speaking. also bestest bullyer of friends - is alone most of time and read smut. has trypophobia butits ok because cute and beautiful

sage is perfect in every aspect possible, her friends smell like cheesy feet

by definitelynotsage November 2, 2021

sage

Very cold; frigid

Derived from "Ice Age".

Girl: "This December isn't very sage?"

by Zoey Alexandria December 13, 2023

Sage

A person who likes to victimize themselves and advocate against things that they themselves partake in. They think they are always right and there perspective is the only one that matters and is valid

She always thinks someone is out to get her, she’s such a sage

by 5363 April 21, 2022

sage suede

Sage Suede is a musician, model and podcast host in Austin Texas. He released his debut album Thicc Juicy Bass in 2020 to critical acclaim, featuring songs with hip hop, pop, edm, reggaeton and baile funk influences. He writes music in several languages, including English, Spanish & Portuguese. He is the host of the podcast Dazzlin Stage Music, which debuts in July 2021.

Sage Suede just performed a show downtown.
I am listening to Sage Suede on Spotify.

by TigerBigs February 1, 2021

Sage

A “sage” is someone who can be very very annoying and simp over guys named Jesus.

Sage: dammm did u see Jesus in his hoe shorts today.

Friend: why are you like this?

by Jesuslover2,000 March 26, 2022