sandwich posting

The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention

Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!

KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?

by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019

smoldering post

Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.

I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...

by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, now 25 and living in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) August 26th (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and he is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.

Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (For me)

by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020

Shit-Post

a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.

"Yeah, this joke doesnt make sense."
"That's because its a shit-post."

by Noctone April 6, 2023

Post toasties

Eating toasted sandwiches after sex.

*post coitus*
Jerry: Hey babe, you want some post toasties?
Stacy: I'll get the bread.

by Popcorn_Ceiling69 October 8, 2021

post-charismatic

People who are open to God but indifferent or hostile to church because of bad past experience(s).

"I submit that the same is true for those of us who self-identify as post-charismatic -- the answer to the abuses and errors within the charismatic movement should not lead us to abandon all things Spirit-led..."

by Greasy Wheel August 5, 2007

Stealth Post

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.

Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.

by Smerv January 27, 2023