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The Polar Randolph

The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022
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Polar Bear

Anyone who operates on the extreme end of any spectrum.

I.e. far right or far left political views, feelings without logic, or vice-versa.
I’m surrounded by Polar Bears; we can’t even have a conversation about what’s really happening.
by Ferdie Birdie January 11, 2023
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PPS // Polarized Prostate Stimulation

When one magnet is placed inside of the male phallus between 2-3 inches inward and another magNet is placed gently within the prostate. The magnets attract each other and squeeze the prostate, creating an orgasm so intense it renders you invalid for weeks
Boris loves to go downtown and receive PPS // Polarized Prostate Stimulation from 5th and Church.
by Skrettttttt November 11, 2018
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Bi-Polar Alcoholic

Someone who's mood and behavior changes constantly depending on how many drinks they've had.
At the beginning of the party I noticed and nice and beautiful girl, by the end of the party she was more like a belligerent devil because she's a bi-polar alcoholic.
by KrazyKracker76 July 26, 2017
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Polar intelligence matrix

Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.
The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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Polar decker

The act of defecating directly in someone's freezer. The result of this poopsicle predicament is whether to chip away at a frozen browntain or unplug the unit and deep clean because everyone knows you're the germophobe you know you are.
Found out Lou slept with my girlfriend and never told me so I left him a polar decker while he was sleeping so it froze solid before he found it.
by WalnutPlatt July 8, 2018
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Polar Vortex

When a gentleman sticks his erection into a pale of ice water then quickly inserts aforementioned boner into the vagina or anus of the receiving partner.
Oh, bitch, you're about to feel that Polar Vortex
by Quinnythepooh February 1, 2019
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