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pantiques 

Very old underwear, usually so ancient that you don't even remember having them most of the time, let alone ever buying them or receiving them as some type of gift. More often than not they are found in the nooks and crannies of crowded closets, or in the back corners of drawers.
"Man I had to do laundry today and after gathering all of my regular undies all I had left were these damn pantiques!"
pantiques by amiga420 January 6, 2009
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Partial Thinking

When ideas or opinions are rendered that have not been completely thought through. The stance may change, reverse or stay the same depending on further thoughtfulness, discussion and openness.
The idea that torture is a good way to find information is partial thinking. When including the possibility of misinformation, moral degradation of torturer, inspiring others to be terrorist, and plummeting opinion and respect for our country then on further inspection it seems wrong.
Partial Thinking by RikiJon January 4, 2015

Barnyard Panties 

The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.
Dude, see that heffer going into the all you can eat buffet? I bet she has stank barnyard panties.
Barnyard Panties by Johnny45 January 20, 2004

Menstru Panties 

A pair of panties a Woman has had her period in, or has menstruated in!!
I love sniffing Menstru Panties!! Cant get enough of the smell of fresh period!!
Menstru Panties by ad2118 July 13, 2009

Unicorn Panties 

A woman with an extremely large eretion tucked away in her panties, or another name for a he-she, sheman, hersher, hershey?

A unpleasant experience for a "straight" male.
Guy 1:Dude...that chick was so hot last night.

Guy 2: Bro..she totally had unicorn panties.

Guy 1: They were red.

Guy 2: Red with a horn...
Unicorn Panties by Mexcellente October 25, 2012

Boot Cut Panties 

A style of underwear worn by country gals under their daisy dukes.
Say Dora May, ain't these new boot cut panties the sweetest? The color matches my red Tony Lamas and they accent my long horn tramp stamp perfectly!
Boot Cut Panties by ilookmarvlus February 19, 2012

Cow shagger, pantie sniffer

A person who refuses to wash themselves and engages in questionable activities with underwear belonging to various members in their household.
Dylan: Jeeeeesus, Sean smells really bad!
Eoghan: That's because he is a Cow shagger, pantie sniffer